As you feel your wallets squeeze (or possibly inflate) over the next few months, just think about me - huddled in a corner, in the dark, staring blankly at a red number on my computer screen - a number that tells me I owe the government way more money that I want to pay them.
Work on freelancers. Work nobly. And please start working above the table so the IRS will remove their forearm and come play with you for a while.
Have a lovely tax season everyone!