- Steven Wright
"I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people."
- Mark Twain
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.”
- T. S. Eliot
"In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."