The Reasonings of a Three-Year-Old

Harper:  "Daddy, I don't want to sleep with you. Please ask Mommy to come to my room."
Me:  "Why don't you want to sleep with me?"
Harper:  "Oh Daddy, I still love you though. I just like it when Mommy lays with me."
Me:  "But I like laying with you."
Harper:  "I know Daddy; it's okay; don't be sad. I'll sleep with you tomorrow night."
Me:  "But that's what you said yesterday..."
Harper:  "Yes, I know I did, but I was only kidding yesterday. Today...well, I may be kidding today too. We'll see how tomorrow works out."
Me:  "I love you, Harper." [grins]
Harper:  "I love you too, Daddy. Can you call Mommy please?" [grins]
Me:  "Goodnight Harper." [complies with her request, of course]